Time to sign, managers! The shopping list for matchday 20

Well, let's see if we can fill the empty shopping cart, which is emptier than my ex's heart.

80

Iñaki Peña
3.120.000€    -

J1

PT

04

We're heading to the Monday match to fish for desperate points last minute that could fix our matchday if needed. And we do it to sign a goalkeeper who has found his habitat in the land that saw him born and become a prophet in his own land. Hopefully, Eder and possession of the ball of Elche will do the rest, and we could be facing a clean sheet.

82

Omar El Hilali
2.370.000€+150.000€    3

J1

DF

20

This player. Last week, he received a public and loud wake-up call from his coach, so it is expected that he reacts this weekend and excels because we don't believe he wants to upset good old Manolo for the second consecutive match. Let's put him in the cart, it doesn't matter if he has four yellow cards.

76

Ilaix Moriba
2.710.000€+130.000€    5

J1

MD

10

The Barcelona academy graduate is one of the visible faces of the miracle of this Celta, which with a starting eleven full of academy players, after five unbeaten matches, is now seventh in the standings and rising. We include him in our list because he is a safe bet and one of the few who seem fairly stable in the sky-blue eleven.

82

Budimir
11.360.000€+300.000€    6

J1

DL

06

After rotating in the crazy Cup match, the Croatian returns to the starting lineup eager to make up for it, and he is one who knows how to do it. We put him in the backpack and take him to our team without the security guard seeing us, as this acquisition promises points in every match.

And here goes the song to bid farewell to this week's article and to fill the heart of my ex and every ex out there. Well, memories of long hair...