Types of fantasy players, in the spirit of Oliver and Benji.

Oliver Atom

That player who has football in his blood. When Getafe sign a player from Brunei, they even know the yellow cards he got two seasons ago. Statistics are irrelevant to him: he plays to have fun and to show everyone else.

Benji Price

He carries his ego like a banner and never loses a verbal battle. He keeps bragging about the season he won fourteen years ago. Whenever you talk to him, he leaves you with the feeling of defeat, even if you take 300 points off him.

Julian Ross

He has it all: he masters football and statistics in equal measure. He forgets to set his lineup because he is arguing with his third girlfriend this year; or he plays with ten because at the start of the matchday he was helping move a guy from his neighborhood. Off-pitch problems condemn him to mid-table.

Bruce Harper

He is really bad. His teams are a patchwork of other big clubs' cast-offs and random substitutes, and he still puts in the effort. He always wins two or three matchdays with an out-of-this-world score when the stars align.

Mark Lenders

The ultimate dirty player, he only cares about winning. He is the community's most hated, but he does not care. He always looks for a legal loophole in the rules of your community. In fact, until he arrived, you did not even have rules. 

The Derrick brothers

They never outbid each other, and the player swapping is constant. When you think Lamine is yours because nobody has money to bid, they launch the infernal catapult: they sell players to each other two minutes before the market closes and get them for 1€ more than you.

Roberto Sedinho

His main goal is the end-of-season dinner. He bases his game on having a good laugh with the group and causing a big scene with his friends.

Tom Baker

Everyone's friend; if you do not win, you want him to take the victory. Too clean to win. The legend goes that he once stole batteries at Mercadona and went to report himself because he could not live with the guilt.

Alan Crockett

The invisible one writes something in the group every three years after three hundred mentions. You remember he is playing when, every now and then, he signs a player nobody bid for, and for a good reason: the day before, he got injured for six months. He's a good guy, never complains, and fills the league.

Danny Mellow

A good person with ability and intelligence, a player you really should keep an eye on. His only shortcoming is that he is the best friend of the current Mark Lenders, which leads him to defend him to the hilt. When Mark bans a player, he tells him it is for his own good, better that it is him than someone else. 

Patty

The one to beat has never played football in her life, but she swallows every match; a Getafe-Osasuna on a Friday night seems like the perfect plan to her. She manipulates the whole community to her liking, and the worst part is that you know it, but you cannot avoid it. She takes advantage of the current Oliver, creating complicity to use her knowledge to steal signings from him. She sets off alarms five minutes before the market closes so you do not get a chance to respond. The godfather with a ribbon on her head.